Junkyard quotes [week three]

1. It sure is a sad reflection of our society when the people who go above and beyond academically are criticized, threatened, and painted poorly by our "unbiased" media, but congrats on your achievements! We're all here for you -Nneoma Ahuruonye

2. I'm pretty sure I'm more excited about the prospect of having good spaghetti when I get home tonight then I was about getting a car... I really want some good food. -Matthew Kelley

3. If anyone sees me around campus and I don't say hey, it's because I'm not wearing my contacts and couldn't tell it was you. -Matthew John Anderson

4. In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces. -Zap Brannigan

5.  I have definitely been partaking in a bit too much college experimentation....yesterday I had my first Pumpernickel and Everything bagels ever, and today I've had my first Poppy Seed bagel and Egg bagel. So much cream cheese was consumed. There were no survivors. -Brennan Ross