Junkyard Quotes

I’m living out of two wallets and no money. –Kelly Johnson

Do you understand? I don’t think you understand, it’s Harry Potter, it’s Harry Fucking Potter! –Kelly Johnson
My life is now complete. FAST FIVE was the greatest thing I've seen in months. –Logan Tindol
Went to the Farmer's marker yesterday. Bought Goat meat. Cooked it. Tryed it. Intersating. –Kaylie Waller
Well it has occurred to me how the revelation of the things in my life in which I could pursue are inevitably beyond my control. - Bryant Emory Henson
Untimely nap extreme. –Daniel Reid
Saw Mikey Ramone. My life is complete. –Kaleigh Couch
The only thing worse than having an ugly baby is having ugly twins. –Brok Mabry
According to Donovan,it was a joint effort for the hot mess award last night. –Ashley Cole
The FAL is like the AR-15 of the European world. You pick it up, and the first thing you notice is... it sucks. -USAF Sniper
No, it's not Apollo 11, that would be silly. It's Neal Armstrong's foot... –Casey Harris
I'm a connoisseur of roads. I've been tasting roads my whole life. This road will never end. It probably goes all around the world. –Luke Lowry
If a sea gull flies over the bay, does that make it a bay gull? –Juan Salcedo
I wonder.... Can you list yourself as in a relationship with more than one person at a time on FB? Becuase that would better suit more people. –Kacey Williams
"I've never seen the inside of a rabbit's brain before. What's in there, anyway?"
"Nobody knows yet. Johnson and I are hoping it's cupcakes."
"Me too. Except vegan cupcakes." –Shayna Jackson
I want a pet duckling. Or a gosling. Or a pair of ducks. –Mary Ann Lee
It physically pains me to watch Spider-Man 3. –Maxwell Hill
What is it about the pool and the massive amounts of alcohol that makes you feel sexy?" -Sid Safford
Okay. Here's the plan: I show Scarlett Johansson my tits, and she shows me hers. Problem solved! –Stu Crook
Is experiencing the calm before the storm that is Finals Week by reading a book just for fun! –Coleen Vasconcellos
Life lessons are there to help you grow up. –Marcus Traylor
All of it was to be destroyed, even without me. –Unknown
La vida es la adventura. –Kelly Johnson
All you need is love. –John Lennon
Although the distance is daring, I sure know what it’s like to be alone. –Christopher Drew
I live for another chance to drive down back highways, until I stumble upon your beautiful face. –Christopher Drew
Groove is in the heart. –Dee-lite
Better pick a better option before these sauconys get to stompin. –Brandon Schaeffer
About to work with a massive vodka and redbull slash baby bomb hangover. –Daniel Reid
I hope it dies a fiery unicorn death. –Rachel Kocourek
I have now officially caressed your foot. –Leah Moore
All of the kids will eat it up, if it’s packaged properly. –Craig Harrison
We’ll get jobs and offices and wake up for the morning commute. –MGMT
Is your back wet? –Rachel Kocourek
Do you smell burnt beans? –Rachel Kocourek
I wonder how many babies it will take to flip a truck. –Maxwell Hill
When nothing goes right, go left. –Rachel Kocourek
I don’t know, I would argue that you have a lax definition of amazing, but it’s okay, we can fix that. –Pete Nelson
Steven Tyler is so much better than Joe Perry. –Kelly Johnson
Mom have you been hanging out with Hue Lately? Hue Jass. –Kelly Johnson